I know people try to be healthy

but I have always had a deep seeded and firm belief that there is a special part of Hell reserved for people who give out Healthy Halloween snacks to any child other than one with diabetes or food allergies. And for people who try to make nutritious birthday cakes. A pox on them all.

http://food.yahoo.com/blog/beautyeats/18913/8-healthy-halloween-treats-that-taste-good

Here is what should happen to them (the following is not anglophone friendly):
http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=31

Damn right c'est bon les pop tarts.