It's a good thing the heterosexuals in the US...

are keeping the sanctity of marriage intact.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-health29apr29,1,7911757.story
Getting married for health insurance
Seven percent of Americans say they or someone in their household decided to tie the knot in the last year so they could receive healthcare benefits, a poll finds.

Keep it classy, America!