I need to stop reading the paper. Or get rich enough to run my own.

From the Gazette.

The 15-year-old was driving south on des Laurentides Blvd. with his father, who lost control of the car and, while traveling backwards, collided with another car travelling north and carrying a family of three, including a boy of two or three years old, police say, and a woman who is 12 weeks pregnant.

Can someone translate please?

I see [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] had the night off last night.