From the NS Sherlock News Desk

Apparently, merely walking around the block once a day isn't going to keep your ass from finding you once you lose it.

Duh.

I don't know anyone who managed to lose weight or keep it off without strong vigorous exercise 5ish times a week. I could have told them this. Is there anyone actually shocked by this?

Sports Nerds Time

My husband was watching a documentary on A No-Hit No-Run Summer and being as there was lots of expos talk he was all teary during it. I wasn't going to go with him, then I found out Roy Dupuis is in it. Will be attending. Will bring Kay.

But onto the nerd question:
Who bets that pretty soon the NFL requires all "retiring" players to sign non-competition agreements for several years post "retirement" thanks to all the current hoopla?

While I can understand why fans want Favre back, I just think it's shitty to "retire" and then say "oops changed my mind!" Either do it or don't. Don't mess with fans, coaches, and other players.