WORST SMOKED MEAT EVER

Pat and I were up late working on a couple projects. Because I fed him something nutritious and healthy for supper (seafood soup) he got hungry around midnight and we ordered some smoked meat and a poutine.

When he opened his smoked meat, we both looked at it. I blurted out "what the hell?!?!" Pat was speechless.

Finally I said "I need to get my camera."
( behold )