WORST SMOKED MEAT EVER

[wendykh]

Pat and I were up late working on a couple projects. Because I fed him something nutritious and healthy for supper (seafood soup) he got hungry around midnight and we ordered some smoked meat and a poutine.

When he opened his smoked meat, we both looked at it. I blurted out "what the hell?!?!" Pat was speechless.

Finally I said "I need to get my camera."




What the HELL?

For those wondering what is wrong, this is what it SHOULD look like:



The poutine looked completely normal but tasted like black death. It had a weird burn-y taste even though it appeared not burned. However, this smoked meat sandwich up there? Or what NYCers might call pastrami? Yeah holy mother of god I have no idea what they were thinking. So I made him wait and went to get my camera. It was edible enough to manage a couple bites and then Ruby got a late night snack. Blyearghk!

I mean seriously wtf? Does that look like rye bread to you? That's because it's not. And it's about the worst mushiest tasteless wonder bread wannabe I've ever tasted in my life. These people should be run out of Montreal and shot on sight. By the Schwartz mafia.

In this town, fucking up a smoked meat like that is on par with taking a shit in an onsen in Japan. My god. I am so offended.

Comments

[thepersona.livejournal.com]

Names? Why protect the guilty?

[wendykh.livejournal.com]

Oh I have no intention of protecting them, but Pat was asleep (and has since left) and he's the one who ordered. I made sure to tell him to save it so we do not make this mistake again. I'll ask when he gets home.

[wendykh.livejournal.com]

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[thepersona.livejournal.com]

Can I blog this? No link, just the photo and description (and credit if you want). The city must know.

Was there even mustard?